Thursday, April 26, 2007

Kaanal Neer Review

Kaanal Neer - support the guy...JK Ritish(JK Tyre wud have been better)...jus for fun...

Chinni Jayanth has earned a reputation for his comical roles on silver screen. But the actor has opted to go the opposite way in his directorial venture Kaanal Neer. Not just his role,even the most serious scenes in the movie look comical. He has rendered a serious film that dwells on friendship. Besides wielding the megaphone, the veteran comedian has essayed the lead role in the movie and has come up with a movie that is serious competition to TR's Veerasamy.

Though it is a beaten-to-bush story, Chinni Jayanth, with lesser known artistes around, has tried his best to come up with an engrosser to compete with TR.

J K Ritheesh makes his debut in the movie. Playing Chinni's friend, Ritheesh has donned a macho-man's role(he does look like one...not jus macho...much more..!!!) in the movie. Newcomer Manisha plays the heroine.(the usual heroine...only for songs...pesama guest role la one song kku one heroine aada vechirukkalaam...that wud have been better...atleast for watching !!!)

STORY:(it was tuff to find took it from indiaglitz...and added my modifictions there itself..)

The movie revolves around Pari (Chinni Jayanth), the only heir to a rich and influential zamindhar (Devan)...(paatu la chance kadaikkaama inga vantaar...paavam) in a village. His parents die in a mishap and he is take care by his greedy and evil uncle Durai Singam (Ambuli....ambuli naa moon...aana ivar night maathiri irukkar). With an ulterior motive to enjoy Pari's wealth, Durai Singam ensures that Pari turns lunatic.(Even when he is not lunatic,he sounds like one only)

A mentally deranged Pari grows up with his friends Rajavel (Ritheesh) and Sakthi (Sarathjith). Rajavel and Sakthi take care of Pari and spend all their time with him. Sequence of events results in Durai Singam planning a conspiracy to get Pari married to Lakshmi (Manisha), a young girl living in the village, only to ensure that he continues to enjoy the wealth. The rest is how Lakshmi, Rajavelu and Sakthi join hands to cure Pari of his mental illness and teach Durai Singam a lesson.(itha super a kamichirukkanga...ghajini mathiri edukka paathu veerasaamy oda mosama irukku..!!)

Chinni Jayanth has played similar roles in his earlier films Kizhakku Vasal and Chinna Pulla. Having utilized the opportunity, Chinni has come up with right emotions.(very rite...nadikka ve venam avar...sambadicha panatha laam ipdi waste panraar e..avar sathyama lunatic thaan). Ritheesh has made a good beginning(Already a "strong" fan club...go n see all the new superstar banners outside udhayam theatre) He is at ease in the stunt sequences(courtesy his "macho"...unlike dhanush,him bashing up the villain's loud assistants looks better to watch")

Also in the cast includes Sathyapriya, Alex, Pandu, Suja (romba kasta pattu ivanga pera laam kandupidichen) and Scissor Manohar(seriaaana blade...). Suresh and Bobby have come up with some hummable tunes.(they buzz like the bees in ur ears after hours after watching the movie)

VERDICT:don't miss this movie...must watch comedy movie...

Monday, April 23, 2007

Jose Mourinho's 11 commandments

Jose Mourinho's XI Commandments
The New Rules Of Football.

1. You must ignore facts that do not support your view.
For Eg. Manutd have conceded 3 penalties at Old Trafford,Chelsea have conceded 0 at S.B

2. If a Referee gives a decision you do not like,you allege either
a) you saw the opposing Manager enter the Referee's Dressing Room
b) you allege that the referee told your players that they needed to be sorted out.

3) Death threats are allowed against any referee who gives a decision against Chelsea. This action will be called Frisking.

4) Death threats are allowed against any opponent who injures a Chelsea player while going for the ball. This action will be called Hunting.

5)Each player shall have a cousin on TV to bring attention to the fact that his cousin is a world class player. This action will be called Franking.

6) The Captain of your team is allowed make racist comments to opponents when he is also the Captain of England.

7) The Captain of your team is allowed pull, push, and have opponents block tackled American Football style, however any contact with your Captain should result in a Penalty for Chelsea.

8) Every team should have one Gay Footballer,but no girls allowed.

9) All blatant dives by Chelsea players should result in a booking for the nearest opponent.

10) There should be no Drug Testing of any player who's club is owned by a Russian billionaire.

11) Chelsea are allowed to choose one player from their next opponents who will be the subject of transfer speculation linking that player with Chelsea in the days leading up to the game. In the case of an FA Cup semi final that rule extends to Managers.

Courtesy:Rohit Saha...Fellow Manc

Test your Reaction Time

Test your Reaction Time...

Nice one...I got only Bobbing Bobcat even after trying for 1/2 hr.

Shows Manchester United's domination...

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo has been named both PFA Player and Young Player of the Year.
The Portuguese winger was widely expected to take the main award and his remarkable season continued as he scooped both awards on Sunday evening at the Grosvenor House Hotel.
Ronaldo becomes only the second player in history to achieve the remarkable feat, the other being Sky Sports' own Andy Gray - who won both awards some 30 years ago in 1977.
Ronaldo held off competition from Chelsea's Didier Drogba in second and team-mate Paul Scholes - who came third - to take the main award. Steven Gerrard, Ryan Giggs, and Cesc Fabregas were also in the running.
Ronaldo succeeds Gerrard and is the first United player to take the Player of the Year prize since Ruud van Nistelrooy in 2002.
In contrast, it is the third year in succession that a United player has taken the Young Player of the Year award - with team-mate Wayne Rooney winning the honour in 2005 and 2006.
Rooney was up for the award again, but he was beaten by Ronaldo as he also held off competition from Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal), who came second, and Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspur) in third.
Micah Richards (Manchester City) and Kevin Doyle (Reading) were also up for the award.

Team of the Year....
Edwin Van der Sar, Gary Neville ,Rio Ferdinand,Nemanja Vidic,Patrice Evra,Ronaldo,Scholes,Gerrard,Giggs,Drogba,Berbatov
8 out of the 11 are Manchester United players.The defence fully belongs to Man utd showing their domination.