Saturday, June 30, 2007

15 Things / people I hate - Part 1


TNEB - Tamil Nadu Electricity board.This is one of the worst organisation one can see in Tamilnadu.Power cuts are as often as punches in Rajinikanth movies.Their organisation sux to the core.Have the time during power cuts at nite,the idiots keep the phone down and dont respond at all.If at all I get the line,this is what happens...

"Sir,innum 1/2 hr la vanthudum sir...fault paathundrukkom...". Call them after 1/2 hr and ask.."Sir,paathundrukkom sir...itho vanthudum". Call them after one hr.."Sir,engalukke current illa sir...main office call panni paarunga...".

This is one organisation I have had a lot of fights with. Call them to ask.They'll remember me.

BSNL-Bharat sanchar Nigam Limited...another organisation in India whose customer care is horrendous esp. the Dataone section.Half the guys/women there dont know whether the fault is in the user's PC or with the server.The standard reply you get is:

"Sir,unga PC la Spyware illati virus irukkum...chk pannunga." "Sir,ping panni paarunga." "Sir,must be server problem sir.It will automatically be restored in 1 hr." "Sir,I will give u the number of technical dept.Call them n see" "Sir,check network properties sir".
Thats all these people know.And the tone of their replies is as if we r begging at their feet n using their service free of cost.This is yet another organisation with whom I've had plenty of run ins.


13.Cheran Films

His films were alright until he started acting in them just like S.J.Suryah.Atleast his role was ok in Autograph.But he went too too far in Mayakannadi.There are so many scenes with the mirror in the film. Did he bother looking into it just once?No doubt he did a decent job in Autograph as an actor but here he should've gone in for a younger actor like Bharath. The movie would've at least been watchable and probably even effective.

His films are tooooo long.U cant watch them.Better if he changes his editor.Thavamai Thavamirundhu was too much.Four heroines for him.avarukke konjam overa therla.Realistic a padam edukkaren nnu soltu padatha 4 hrs kku oru vazhkai maari edutha evan paapan???

12.Serena Williams

Serena Williams...She may be a great tennis star.I dont care.But her dressing sense is erm. Any one who saw her during the French Open would surely vouch for that.I dunno what she thought. May be she thought she was catwalking on the ramp.Even during public appearances her dressing sense is idiotic. May be she thinks she is a Miss World who can wear anything.

11.DD's Sport Coverage

There has been so much written about this already.DD's coverage is Cricket between ads.Not ads between cricket.The last ball of the over gets cut due to their over enthusiastic nature for ads.Same is the case with the first ball of the next over.The end of the match celebrations are marred by a stupid programme called "Fourth Umpire" where 4 nutters discuss about Indian cricket(Chetan Shrama talks abt fielding and running between the wickets when the whle world knows how god he was in those).

The worst part is Hindi Commentry where the commentators sit in front of a TV set and do the commentry.

"Badiya Shot...lekin vahaan feilder moujood..."

"Beekreen fielding vaahaan"

"Aacha ball daala...lekhin chaar run"

"Beekreen shot ... chaar run...lekhin timing uthna achcha nahi kiya....fielder ne ball ko boundry ke paas rukka"
The emotionless commentry is crap.Rajinder amarnath knows as much about cricket as Laloo knows abt the railways.Anjum Chopra...poor gal...sitting with three more nutcases ...

PS:This is a three part series which will be continued...

1 comment:

ajit said...

dei samma da....thsi wat happens here!!!