Monday, October 15, 2007

FIFA World Player of the year List : Comical at itz worst .. :D

Fifa has as usual come out with a truckload of crap on itz brilliant list .. My view on that thing .. heheehe .. had nothing to blog on .. that's y ...

FIFA World Player of the Year nominees:

Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, Italy)

Agreed he was brilliant in the World Cup .. But he was doing keeping duties for Juventus in Serie B .. How the hell does he find a place in this list ? .. Serie B has really sky touching standards eh!? I never knew that till FIFA released this list ...

Fabio Cannavaro (Real Madrid, Italy)

Same as above .. lol .. Brilliant in the World Cup .. No doubts .. But does that alone merit a place in the list ????? .. He was crap for Real Madrid almost through out the season failing to accustom himself to the La Liga ..

Petr Cech (Chelsea, Czech Republic)

He was injured for most part of the season after that horrific clash with Stephen Hunt of Reading ... Had a mediocre world cup too .. He did do well after he returned .. But still a couple of matches cant give him a place here ...

Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United, Portugal)

He deserves his place in here .. No comments .. Had a brilliant season .. After all that happened in the world cup , he settled down beautifully and gave a great account of his oodles of unbridiled talent ..

Deco (Barcelona, Portugal)

At the world cup, did nothing big though .. All through the season at Barca, did nothing special .. Doesn't deserve this place at all ..

Didier Drogba (Chelsea, Ivory Coast)

One more guy who truly deserves the place here .. His turn-around season this time around .. Was awesome for Chelsea and Ivory Coast all through .. Scored around 30 goals in all competitions .. One of the front runners along with Kaka and Ronaldo ..

Michael Essien (Chelsea, Ghana)

This guy caught my eye with his energetic performances and tireless running all through .. Was brilliant season through .. The reason for Chelsea's performances .. Their backbone actually .. His huge transfer fee looks a bargain .. Deserves a place in here for his eye-catching performances .. Some times feet catching too .. :D

Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona, Cameroon)

Another one who just got it with his reputation and past performances .. Did nothing special and is one of the guys who least deserves to be here on this list .. If you cant get 30 guys,give a list of 20 or even 10 .. But 10 with proper credentials .. not reputations ..

Gennaro Gattuso (Milan, Italy)

Another guy who was really impressive both in the World Cup and in the Serie -A .. Worked his pants off through out the year .. Bullish in his approach .. Jus love to watch him play .. Totally deserves this ..

Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, England)

The scouser got in just through the weight of his reputation .. He is a media favourite whom FIFA cant stop admiring I guess .. Did nothing big all through the season .. Undeserved place .. Considering that Fabregas n Totti weren't on the list ..

Thierry Henry (Barcelona, France)

Injured for almost the entire season .. Had a normal WC .. Scored around 10 goals .. Another guy who got in just with his past reputation into the list with a whole list of listless performances ..

Andrea Pirlo (Milan, Italy)

He had a decent season through out .. merits a place here for his performances in Germany .. He was also an integral part of the milan side who won the Champs league with good performances all through ..

Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich, France)

Was new at the World Cup .. Wowed at by the entire world for his brilliant performances as France made their way to the finals .. Club performances were also consistent through out .. Deserves his place here ..

Juan Roman Riquelme (Villarreal, Argentina)

Played in the Argentinian league for Boca Juniors .. Did reasonably well .. World Cup though was at a different level .. performed really well there .. Got in here by means of his huge reputation I guess ..

Ronaldinho (Barcelona, Brazil)

Not a great season by his standards though .. But managed to score around 20 goals though .. Not his stylish football all through .. After all his high standards in the last two seasons, this one is a dissapointment though .. Still finds a place by virtue of his goals tally ..

Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, England)

World Cup - he was injured .. got a red card .. Did nothing significant .. League wise,scored around 20 goals .. Turned in a cart load of decent performances all through the season .. Deserves his place in here ..

John Terry (Chelsea, England)

Hmm .. There will be a lot of bias in this .. Cos I am a MUFC supporter .. Ok .. I will be unbiased ... Had a good world cup .. Undesevedly though,was the only English player in the team of the world cup .. Was practically out of more than half the season with an injury .. Rest of the season,turned in some good performances though .. Still in a dilemma if he deserves a place here .. lol

Carlos Tevez (Manchester United, Argentina)

Do you find a place in the FIFA list for having been a part of the worst and most controversial transfer saga in football history ?? .. If not , Carlito couldn't have been a part of this list for sure . He had a mediocre season ... worst at the start at West Ham and ending in relegation saving glory .. Good performances were there here n there but those dont merit a place .. else Bramble would have been a part of this list too .. :D

Lilian Thuram (Barcelona, France)

The least I can say is that this guy is one of the least deserving to be on the list .. Moved to Barca n did almost nothing there .. Was sorta avg in the WC for France .. But what more can you expect from FIFA ??

Fernando Torres (Liverpool, Spain)

Agreed the guy is quite talented .. He did score some goals at the World Cup .. But still having him in the short list when he had a just about ordinary season for Athletico doesn't make any sort of sense ..

Ruud van Nistelrooy (Real Madrid, Netherlands)

One of the few guys who deserves a spot on this list .. Had a bad World cup .. But pulled things back with a splendid season at Real Madrid to help them to their First league title in quite some time .. Scored sum 20+ odd goals in the season ..

Patrick Vieira (Internazionale, France)

Crap .. He had a normal World cup .. Dint do anything extra-ordinary in Serie-A .. How come he makes it .. Mystery again .. Only Mr.Crap .. Sepp Blatter can answer this ..

Players left :

Juninho (Lyon, Brazil)

Kaka (Milan, Brazil)

Miroslav Klose (Bayern Munich, Germany)

Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich, Germany)

Frank Lampard (Chelsea, England)

Rafael Marquez (Barcelona, Mexico)

Lionel Messi (Barcelona, Argentina)

Alessandro Nesta (Milan, Italy)

Will do this later .. feeling too tired rite now


Shaun said...

Another red maniac's review of the FIFA awards. I must admit, u do sound reasonable at times, particularly about ya comments about Stupid Gerrard and Henry, speak for yourself. But u sound like a typical Mancunian, when u speak about rooney, though. He's one dumbass who hasn't done anything worth a penny for his club. He has never played well in the european competitions, put in a shitty performance for his NT and has no footy skills or whatsoever to brag about. He's a physique of a bull and guts of a gladiator, but a muppet on the pitch. He hasn't done any justice to his whopping 30m price tag, should be another failure.

Shrinivas said...

wtf did henry do .. plz tell me .. and wtf did rooney not do ..